England, Appreciation and Certainty

As the greatest PM England ever had, Mr H. Grant once said ( H, here stands for Huge).."Britain. We may be a small country but we're a great one, too. The country of Shakespeare, Churchill, the Beatles, Sean Connery, Harry Potter. David Beckham's right foot. David Beckham's left foot, come to that....."

Ok fine it's a bit poncy....

England, a country with a great history. The people are friendly, warm and tolerant. The inflation is a bit high and has a government full of people with odd names, like Ed Balls. ..

Why am I talking about all this.. because of the weather..

Let me explain.

They say that nothing is certain and some may be become more close to being certian than others; most of has experiences to support this theroy. But I beilive I have found and exception to this theory. That is some thing we can accept as being 100% certain.

Certainty 1: If you have lived in Great Briton for more than 4 months it is certain that either your self, or some one your know has morned about the weather saying.. or in Fucking Spain its always why cant it be like that in England or some thing similar.

May be we can compile of list of absolute certainties?

I am a bit pekish from all this thinking.. need to go and eat some bread and crisps sandwich.